{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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Wooden Shoes is a 1917 American silent drama film directed by Raymond B. West and starring Bessie Barriscale, Jack Livingston, and Joseph J. Dowling.
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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